First in heaven
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the...
Two birds 两只鸟
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who...
Plane conversation
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger...
Prayers
The Sunday School teacher asked, "Now, Johnny, tell me, do you say prayers...
Girl's name 女孩的名字
When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late...
Go slow 慢行
Little Peter is a boy of nine. He began to go to school the year before last...
The first man 第一个男人
A small boy was asked, "Who was the first man?" He promptly replied, "George...
爸爸不高兴
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The...
Intelligence
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why...
Funny faces
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms....
Moses & the red sea
Nine-year-old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday...
The toast is burned
A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had...
Chldren's prayer
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime,...
They're busy 他们很忙
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. "May I speak to your...