Humors Kids - English Story

What are the Two Words? A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her...

At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...

George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you...

It was half-past eight in the morning. The telephone rang and Mary went to...

Cry

"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen....

Pierced ears

The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about...

Team spirit

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do...

As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a...

Worm jokes 01

What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous? A maggot with attitude! Why was the...

Things Have Been Okay A young couple were becoming anxious about their...

Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie....

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...

Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a...

What is sex?

A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother,...

Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town...

A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the...

The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if...

Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friend's house. Knowing his...

A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk...

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" ...