Slug jokes
What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you...
I wasn't listening
Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. "What are you...
He won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?
Johnny: He is ill in bed....
Thirteen states
"Johnny, name the fifty states," instructed the teacher.
"I can't,...
Neither 都不是
It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in...
Dirty name
A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by...
Urinal help
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female...
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Funny Cow Jokes 1 Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted...
I didn't notice it
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and...
Peeing in church
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said,...
Worm jokes 02
What is the best advice to give to worm? Sleep late! What's the difference...
Childproof cap
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller . She tried in vain...
Lucky mother 幸运的母亲
A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there...