English Story
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Don't bother me 别烦我
One day a kind man met a panicky little boy in his neighbor-hood when he was...
To buy a video 买录像机
Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video. I’m afraid we can’t...
Wrinkled face
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled...
I you she
Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words:...
老鼠是什么样子的
Rodents had overrun a posh(时髦的) private school near New York City. So the...
All lovely except the music
A keen(敏锐的,渴望的) young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories...
A wet whisper
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said,...
Waste or save
Father: Oh, Jack , you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you...
All right
Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red...
God's child 上帝的小孩
A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask...
I'm trying to stop it
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir,...
What do i get 我能得到什么
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do...
Whose father was the stronger
Will and Bill were quarrelling(争吵) about whose father was the stronger. Will...
I taught the teacher 我教老师
Mother asked her little boy, Darling , what did the teacher teach you today?...
Gobble, gobble, gobble
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy...
Spider jokes 01
Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin! What does...
Does he bite 它咬人吗
Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with...
I must have somebody else's pants on
The teacher is asking an arithmetic question: " Jack , if you found three...
Why aren't you listening 为什么不认真听课
Teacher: Jack , why aren't you listening?   Jack: But, teacher, I'm...
I know who god is 我知道上帝是谁了
A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman? The mom thinks a while...