Humors Kids - English Story

"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir,...

Hamburgers

I took my 4 year old son, Jacob, out to McDonald's for dinner one evening...

Stranger: "What's your name, little boy?" Little boy: "I don't...

One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if...

Sex positions

In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go...

To make the rush hour easier, our small grocery store has a rule for...

Tell a lie

Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?" Victor: "I want that one of the...

Feel Unhappy.心里难受　　Son: Is it wrong to give anyone mental or physical hurt...

Little Johnny, Billy and Tommy were walking home from school one warm spring...

Too young

This 40 year old guy is driving home from work and he pulls into his...

Returning from a golf outing（远足，短途旅行） , my husband was greeted at the door...

My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often...

A group of kindergartners were now in the first grade. Their teacher wanted...

Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do...

Buccaneers

Once when Mary was young, her school had a halloween party for them. Mary...

A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers...

A first-grade teacher explains to her class that she is an New England...

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup （番茄酱） to come out of the bottle....

Teacher: When was Rome built? Tom: At night. Teacher: Who told you...

A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of...