Humors Kids - English Story

A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what...

The swimmer

The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times...

Son: Is ink so very expensive, father? Father: Why, son, what makes you...

Billy and Bobby were brothers, and they often had fights with each other....

Father: “Son, you were adopted.” Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my...

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their...

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a...

One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter...

Son: "Dad, are you available on Friday afternoon?" Dad: "What ah?" Son:...

A period

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something...

Don't be selfish A mother is admonishing her son. Now, John, don't be...

"Oh, I sure am happy to see you," the little boy said to his grandmother on...

Name game

A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held...

One day, the teacher inquired of Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter...

Before the final examination , Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last...

What is a spiders favorite TV show? The newly web game! What did the wife...

A little boy was very naughty and would not say his prayers before going to...

George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother...

Mother asked her little boy, " Darling , what did the teacher teach you...

After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests . At...