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Give me a dollar 给我一元钱
Son: Dad, give me a dime .   Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too...
Grandma's age
Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was .   Grandma answered, "39...
Bishop creighton 克莱顿主教
Creighton was going along a West End square when he saw a little fellow...
Lady first 女士优先
A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence 'The ox and the cow are in the...
What are the two words 是哪两个词
A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter . My dear,...
Don't argue with the children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.   The teacher said it...
Don't argue with children 不要和小孩争论
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.   The teacher said it...
What's sex?
A little boy returning home from school said to his mother, 'Mom, what's...
Boogers and broccoli
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli ? Kids don't eat broccoli.
I'll carry you down 我会把您背下去
My 15-year-old son came bounding in from school and found me in bed. "Don't...
Concussion
One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her six-year-old...
我在等我的秘书
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition -...
Count tomorrow morning 明天早上数
It's a right. John is looking at the sky.   Tom is John's younger brother....
Children's sermon
One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children's...
What are you in for?
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other...
The homework
Teacher: Mike, you're always asking your father to do your homework instead...
Children books
HERE ARE SOME CHILDREN BOOKS THAT WILL NEVER BE PUBLISHED:...
I didn't notice it 我没有看到另外一块
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and...
She ate all my bait 她把所有的诱饵都吃了
The young boy protested vigorously when his mother asked him to take his...
The teacher cried 老师哭了
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his...