Humors Kids - English Story

One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym （同义词）...

A present

Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom:...

A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good...

Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings ....

In a country home that seldom had guests , a young son was eager to help his...

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the...

In Chemistry class, the teacher was explaining the relationship between...

Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear....

One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him...

The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled（被宠坏的） . His father knew it, but...

It's not my fault Mother (reprimanding训斥，谴责 her small daughter): You mustn't...

Obsessions

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young...

Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? ...

Fried chicken In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he...

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to...

One day, up in the frozen north a polar bear and his son were out for a...

Reason

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down（砍下） his father's Cherry...

Band stand

Q. How do you make a bandstand? A. Take away their chairs!

A Girl's Name When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my...

Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other,...