Humors Kids - English Story

After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests . At...

Before the final examination , Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last...

Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church...

Special trick

The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to...

Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school. Tommy: I think...

Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? Matthew: Very cold,...

In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a...

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young man and woman who were hugging and...

Mother asks her son, "Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then...

Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!" ...

A man told his son to take a letter to the post office, buy a three-cent...

Tragedy

George W. Bush visits an elementary school and the 4th grade class is in the...

A man was telling a story to his son, a four-year-old boy. The boy noticed a...

Prize 奖品

Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a...

A boy goes to the cinema. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or...

热涨冷缩

Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it...

Teacher: Name some of Thomas Edison's contributions to science. Students:...

Son: Papa, what's the meaning of " Like father, like son"? Father: Bastard ....

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making...

Give up your seat to a lady 　　Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus...