Humors Kids - English Story

Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share...

A teacher said to her class: Who was the first man? George Washington, a...

The teacher was vividly describing the discovery of the law of gravitation....

Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging...

Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid:...

Bridget asks her son Paul, “Paul, would you say I’m pretty or ugly?” “A...

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...

Finding danny

"Oh, no!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40...

New borns

A woman is in the hospital and just had twins, a boy and a girl. But no one...

Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth? It's round,...

A little boy and his dad were walking down the street whan they saw two dogs...

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He...

Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red? Freddie: I was running up the...

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in...

Jimmy and Tommy went off on their bikes for a picnic in the woods. They...

Child birth

Should children witness child birth? Due to a power outage, only one...

A daughter came home and asked, "Daddy, can you write in the dark ?" Her...

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten...

"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir,...

Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning? Johnny: Every...