Humors Kids - English Story

When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You...

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just...

Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples...

Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a...

Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing...

At the art museum the sign "Hand off" was displayed before the statue of...

A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of...

Son: Dad, give me a dime . Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too...

Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one...

A useful way

Father: Jack , why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an...

3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name....

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition –...

Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom:...

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. Teacher: Peter! Tell us,...

Sunday class

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept...

5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something. Father:...

A little boy was drawing a sketch with pencil and paper. When his mother...

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie...

Car accident

As John and his five year old son were headed to McDonald's one day, they...

Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q:...