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Mixed doubles 混合双打
Mixed Doubles Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed...
Horse riding
Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Nest and hair 鸟窝与头发
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that...
Weird names
One day a little boy asked his father, "how come you named my sister Running...
Dinner is ready 晚饭准备好了
Dinner's ready My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One...
The things kids say 童言无忌
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her...
A school report 学校成绩单
The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him...
Nice children's tale
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad...
Excited remarks 激动的话
Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one...
一场特殊的足球比赛
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for...
Harry's exam
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her...
Knock knock
Who's There? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in, its cold outside!
He is really somebody
Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him.   Man: He is really somebody. What...
No cavities 我没有蛀牙
No Cavities A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,Hey mom,the...
Who discovered australia
Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny. Johnny: It's here, sir....
Asking mommy
Little Johnny and her mother were out and about. Little Johnny, out of the...
Train ride
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
The author's son 作家的儿子
The kind bishop intimately asked an author's son, "Do you want to become an...
Mary's school
Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome . She was six years old.  ...
Praying
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God...