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One side of the case 一面之辞
A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be...
Justice system
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate...
Thats a real bargain
A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his...
Actual stupid questions asked
The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from...
The foreman's position 陪审团主席
A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant ,...
Like to f#ck her!
Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive, and saw a beautiful model walking...
Lawyers take everything
A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
How many lawyers?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?   The real question...
Rules for hunting lawyers
Washington state attorney season and bag limits 1300.01 GENERAL 1. Any...
Lawyer jokes
1. The Post Office just recalled their latest stamps. They weren't...
Caring with hair
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asks...
Increase
An old man operated a street corner pretzel stand, selling the pretzels for...
Who's heart is better
A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital. The doctor tells...
Both attorneys have been identified
"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent. "And you're a liar...
Do you serve lawyers
A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash . He asked the...
Good start
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!
A lawyer and a pig
Q:What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?    A: Nothing, there's...
Eloquent plea
The lawyer approached the jury box and began an eloquent plea for her...
Sober as a judge
A crown court judge was out on the town one Friday evening, partaking of...
Fool
“Will you tell the court how far you were from the spot where the shooting...