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What type of tracks?
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
Smart dog
A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were arguing about who had the smartest...
Lawyer's trust
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch,...
Mars trip
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars . Only one could go...
Good sight 好视力
Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the...
Experience
A motorist was on trial for hitting a pedestrian. His lawyer argued, "Your...
Three people 三个人
A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly,...
Ounces of brain for sale
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a...
Dirty car
A man walks into a friend and see's that his friend's car is total loss and...
You'd better not talk with him
Mr Brown had lived in a village before he became a famous lawyer . He...
One side of the case 我们只听一面之辞
A judge asked our group of potential jurors(陪审员) whether anyone should be...
Dads a lawyer
While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument,...
What my daddy does
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a...
The lawyer's death certificate
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.   The attorney asks,...
Sharks
Did you hear about the lawyer on vacation whose sailboat capsized in...
Corruption trial
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney...
Assholes!
A man in a bar stands up and proclaims, "All Lawyers are ASSHOLES!" A man at...
It's sooooo coooooold
Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when...
Three government contractors
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in...
Change of jobs
A judge in his golden years decided that retirement had become too boring....