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Cheater 作弊者
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test,...
Waste or save 浪费还是节约
Waste or Save Father: Oh, Jack , you have slept away the whole morning....
Motivation 动机
My English professor once launched into a lecture on "motivation". "What...
He had an idea 想到一个主意
The speaker found some people leaving the building during the meeting .   He...
A gentle reminder 委婉提醒
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle...
Thirteen and fourteen
A man is walking by an insane asylum and hears all the residents chanting,...
A threat 恐吓
A commuter sitting on a subway train reading a paper back was so sprawled...
Are you a normal person?
During a visit to the mental asylum , a visitor asked the director, "What is...
Big head 大脑袋
"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have...
Can we have our teacher back
Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room...
I'd rather buy a gift 我宁愿买一件礼物
I'd rather buy a gift While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a...
The bus is too crowded 车太挤
"Hey, let me get on." a man shouted at the passengers on the bus.   "It's...
The value of a good question 律师的咨询费
A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer...
Did your dad help you? 你爸爸帮你了吗?
One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he...
Change your business 换个工作
The doctor looked at his patient's tongue, felt his pulse, knocked on his...
Two hunters 两个猎人
Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down...
His reason 他的理由
A young writer was hoping that the editor would accept his novel. But the...
Back up two miles 退后两英里
A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a...
Good news and bad news 好消息和坏消息
The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired....
I want to know you 我想认识你
Boy: "I'd like to call you. What's your number ?"   Girl: "It's in the phone...