Humors Shuangyu - English Story

There was a man who raised a pig. He felt tired of it and gave it up....

Nurse: How do you feel after your operation ? Patient : Quite alright, only...

Be Careful What You Wish For A couple had been married for 25 years and were...

How did you make your fortune ? I became the partner of a rich man. He had...

When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a woman holding a small...

死亡讣告

The phone rang in the obituary （讣告） department of the local newspaper. "How...

"Father," said Jim, running into the drawing-room, " there's a big black cat...

Boy:Honey,my love of you is beyond expression. Girl:Then you can use money...

What's your name? A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers...

A lawyer was examining a suspect to check whether he was mentally...

Proctor (exceedingly angry):"So you confess that this unfortunate freshman...

Guest : Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat? Hotel Host : I can't...

Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job. "Why did the...

Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation（背诵，朗诵） , and the...

Once a traveler wanted to visit Springfield by train. He went up to a ticket...

We have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with...

A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when...

A young man fell into a state of coma , but recovered before his friends had...

We had just moved into a new school district, when brother was invited to a...

A young man came home and said, "Dad, I just got my driver's license and...