Humors Shuangyu - English Story

Our university newspaper runs a weekly question feature. Recently, the...

①If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself....

Doctor: How many ears and eyes does a cat have? Patient : Two of each....

A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he...

An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What...

A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The...

An American visiting Scotland met a shepherd with a beautiful sheep dog. The...

Son: Is it true , Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't...

A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding . One of...

A little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the...

Mrs Williams loved flowers and had a small but beautiful garden. In the...

Keys? kiss?

A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had...

Guest : "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host : "I...

Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money. Wife: And...

Receipt

At the traffic fine office, the police handed a motorist a receipt for his...

Jane: What is the difference between electricity and lighting ? Mary: One...

Something Really Cheap After being away on business, Tim thought it would be...

As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning,...

A doctor told his patient there was nothing really the matter with him. "All...

The first sergeant was holding a class on combat for his company. He said,...