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The problem of two flounders 两个比目鱼问题
Simon was an inveterate (根深的) fisherman, well known for exaggerating the...
英语小幽默两则
All-purpose Dissolvent (万能溶剂)   A young man saw Edison, said : “I...
Lawyer and engineer
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said,...
Such a long dog 如此长的狗
Once there was a blind . One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of...
Bring me a hlass of milk 给我捎杯牛奶
Bring me a glass of milk At 2 a. m. Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had...
Charge for bread and butter
Charge for Bread and Butter Some years ago, my dad, an attorney , took me to...
That's me 是我啊
In a darkest night, a policeman watches a staggering man trying in vain to...
吾欲与狗试比高
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with...
The effectiveness of advertisement 广告的效力
Some businessmen were talking about advertising on TV excitedly. As none of...
A brave pig 一只勇敢的猪
I lived in DC when I was young, and dad used to take us on weekend trips...
My friends only came to say goodbye 朋友只是来送行
There were three professors at the railway station. They were deep in...
Plagiarism 抄袭
A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St....
A contrivance 一个计策
An old man visited a doctor to consult as to what he should do,. The doctor...
Problem with gas 放屁的问题
A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this...
Would you care to hold?
There I was, my first day on the Job as a receptionist, handling one phone...
Ashamed soldier 惭愧的士兵
Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was...
The third operation 第三次手术
The patient was recovering after an operation. His friend came to visit him...
A brain transplant 政治家的大脑
The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. You have your...
Adam's suit
Johnny was looking at an old family Bible when something fell out....
Now i have two skunks in there
"We have a skunk (臭鼬) in the basement," shrieked (尖叫) the caller to the...