Humors Shuangyu - English Story

Someone asked a woman, "I see that you wear a locket on your neck. It must...

Talking clock While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a...

Rope or Ox? The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there....

Jack : My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me. John: How is that?...

"I'd like you to come right over," a man phoned an undertaker（承办人） , " and...

It was a very hot day in the middle of summer, and there no trees along the...

A traveler came to a small Middle Western town. He decided to stay for a few...

The notorious （声名狼藉的） cheap skate explaining to a friend how to find his...

Is he dying? A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face....

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with...

How Did You Ever Get Here One winter morning, an employee explained why he...

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One American came to Russia to have a look and visit. And there he saw all...

When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it....

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question....

An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room...

走自己的路，想说谁说谁去吧。 …… Walks own road, wants to say who said who goes. ……...

Mr. Brown came to an inn on a very cold day, and could get no room near the...

After a week's absence, a mountain man staggered home, clothes torn, shoes...

The old age had crept in on Mrs. Daly. Aches and pains bothered her day and...

Two tomatoes go shopping, a tomato suddenly walk fast, the second tomato...