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Go barefoot 光着脚去
In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height. Once I was...
An ingenious idea 一个好办法
A man told the doctor that his wife had lost her voice and asked what he...
When girls drink too much
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.   2. We believe that...
The secret to a happy marriage
A man and woman had been married for more than 65 years. They had shared...
Ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to...
Who wants that jerk back? 谁愿意让那个混蛋回来
Marcella Vespa called her friend Winona about the disappearance of her...
A nervous wife 神经紧张的妻子
A man fell ill. His wife called a doctor in for him.   While the doctor was...
Drinking codes
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde walk into a bar. For the sake of brevity,...
An angry wife's prayer 一个发怒妻子的祈祷
A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife...
结婚的烦恼
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and...
At the corner
she was so blonde she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
Bottle of red, bottle of white...
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona...
Don't you like any of our colours today?
Mrs. Green was eighty, but she had a small car, and she always drove to the...
In the bag
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket.    As they were...
Cheating wife
Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary . Sam says to...
Would you marry again?
One evening, impressed by a meat entree his wife had prepared, the husband...
Blondes and the news
A Blonde and a Burnette are watching the news at 6. It is live on the scene....
Do you have a good memory 你的记忆力好吗
Wife: Do you have a good memory for faces? Husband: Yes——why? Wife: I just...
Cat and mice 猫和老鼠
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes...
Parachute shortage
A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope , and a pilot were on a plane....