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省一半的煤
A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only...
Raccoons 浣熊
Raccoons Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend...
A pregnant woman and a lightbulb
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?   A:...
I'll never understand wome
Max sat at the bar totally dejected(沮丧的) . The bartender(酒保) served him his...
Difference 男人女人的区别
"If you tell a man anything, it goes in at one ear and out at the other."...
State capitals
A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
I'm cheering the clock on
There was a football game on TV last Saturday evening. The game was between...
Very pleased to meet you 很高兴认识你
During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army . Joan...
New born baby
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde...
Volunteers?
Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended...
The picture of the cheese 图片和奶酪
One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very...
The poor husband 可怜的丈夫
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man...
A well-mannered mom 一位有良好风度的母亲
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were...
Doctor examination
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the...
Wait for the police
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.   Both of their cars are...
You don't look like an old lady at all 你看起来一点都不像个
"I no longer looker look like an old lady," said Sophia to her husband now...
X-rated adult video rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild, something she...
I can't get out
This was to be the new blonde(金发女郎) flight attendant's first overnight trip,...
Saving the easter bunny
A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny...
Dying man 最后的坦诚
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to(透露) his wife, "I cannot die...