Humors - English Story

Psychiatrist : What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken....

Ways to Report Death Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their...

The Climate of New Zealand Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New...

Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was...

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic , "Your fee is several times more per...

Once a boy's grandfather beat his grandson for playing with fire in the...

A private didn't notice a young lieutenant and failed to salute him. The...

While Milgrom waited at the airport to board his plane, he noticed a...

Bad drivers

There’s a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his...

Trailer trash

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse ....

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day...

You might be a Redneck Jedi if... You ever heard the phrase, "May the force...

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process...

Three caves

In the Amazon rain forest, three explorers were walking. One was Irish,...

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their...

An old hunter moved to a new place. He got lost in the wood several times. A...

Surrealists

Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One...

A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the...

Thirteen

A man is walking by an insane asylum （精神病院） and hears all the residents...

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the...