Humors - English Story

Dinosaur #1: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? ...

Three guys enter a special swimming contest whereby each contestant is born...

献错殷勤

At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice...

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his...

What was it she wanted? A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. No,...

A man who sold brooms went into a barber 's shop to get shaved. The barber...

The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and Mississippi...

An art critic was used to criticizing very severely and in a very detailed...

Jane loved Tony, but she worried about all the money he squandered （浪费） when...

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a...

While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's...

A senile（高龄的） actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired , "How old...

A woman went to her doctor's office where she was seen by a young new...

Sex change

A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the...

There were two blondes going hunting. It was getting late so one of the...

So much snow

One winter morning a husband and wife in Denver were listening to the radio...

Wife : Bill , the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he...

Angry blonde

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. She goes out and buys a...

Phone book

Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she...

A blonde went into a pizza parlor （客厅，会客室） . When she said that she'd like a...