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The heaven and the hell
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory (炼狱) ,...
The ability of the kangaroo 袋鼠的能力
The ability of the Kangaroo The zoo built a special eight-foot-high...
Joke: so screwed
Ok, there's this guy in a bar, sitting at the bar, just looking at his...
Do you know your monkey?
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.    He takes his first sip and sets...
This way to request 如是请求
I had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small...
A great man 一名伟人
A Great Man Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive...
Speeding
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a...
It's too late 太晚了
A medical student was called on to state how much of a certain drug he would...
I'm a chicken 我是一只鸡
Psychiatrist : What's your problem?   Patient: I think I'm a chicken.  ...
A chihuahua in a bar
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash .   She sits...
Fit for tat 以牙还牙
The great Chinese diplomat Dr. Wu Ting Fang was in the United States a...
When time talks
A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends...
What a way to go
There are two guys in a bar...one says, "Did your hear the news - Mike is...
Chief is at the wedding 长官在婚礼上
A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. "But officer,"...
Beware the ides of march
It's a little known fact that Julius Caesar did not die from stab wounds by...
$250 due for a consultation 咨询费250美元
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed , beelines for a butcher shop and...
Joke: several affairs
First Affair There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful...
A blind beggar 醉汉和盲人乞丐
A Blind Beggar There was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for...
Who signed the declaration of independence
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed the...
I owe you for a float
Mr Smith worked in a post office and three years ago, when he was sixty, he...