Fight competition
The shopkeeper was dismayed(吃惊) when a brand new business much like his own...
How many children?
A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a...
Computer redneck
10 Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer: The monitor...
Gallant effort 殷勤
At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice...
To the nines
One day, on 9/9/99, a man woke up at 9:09 a.m. in the morning, jumped on Bus...
Dear redneck son
DEAR REDNECK SON, I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read...
Managerial mishaps
The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack , and the doctor told...
Us highway 22
The highway patrolman sported a car driving dangerously slow on a...
Divorce
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The...
Quick reaction
My battery commander(连长) and I were interviewing candidates for a position...
Home medical remedy
A man walks into his doctor's office and puts a note on the table for the...
Hen's legs 母鸡的腿
Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool . If the hen's legs...