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Fight competition
The shopkeeper was dismayed(吃惊) when a brand new business much like his own...
What was it she wanted 她要买什么
A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. No, ma’am, we haven't had any...
What's time to a pig 时间对猪有什么意义
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around...
How many children?
A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a...
A businessman's idea 商人的主意
A family moved from the city to the suburbs, and were told they ought to get...
Joke: don't listen to him
A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old...
Computer redneck
10 Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer:   The monitor...
Gallant effort 殷勤
At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice...
To the nines
One day, on 9/9/99, a man woke up at 9:09 a.m. in the morning, jumped on Bus...
Dear redneck son
DEAR REDNECK SON, I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read...
Managerial mishaps
The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack , and the doctor told...
Blind,blond & ballsy
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna...
Us highway 22
The highway patrolman sported a car driving dangerously slow on a...
Divorce
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The...
Joke: the job security quiz
The job security quiz will help judge how long you'll end up at your current...
Quick reaction
My battery commander(连长) and I were interviewing candidates for a position...
Keep feeding him nickels 再喂他几枚镍币
Keep feeding him nickels A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in...
Goethe's tolerance 歌德的容忍
Goethe's Tolerance Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in...
Home medical remedy
A man walks into his doctor's office and puts a note on the table for the...
Hen's legs 母鸡的腿
Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool . If the hen's legs...