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以下是发生在台湾的真实故事
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One day the black...
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A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and...
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I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other...
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Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom....
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Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his...
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A man was crawling across the desert dying of thirst, when a camel raced up...
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Several international businessmen were on a conference cruise when the ship...