English Story
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Goethes tolerance 歌德的容忍
Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck...
A tiny room
There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into...
A stingy guy
Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy(吝啬的) and hated...
Safe and sound
A group of friends who went deer hunting separated into pairs for the day....
A proof 证明
A man came to a village post office for a registered letter. The letter was...
Bubba is dead
A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly...
That man knows the future
Nasreddin was cutting a branch of a tree in his garden. While he was sawing,...
Is there baseball in heaven?
Two ninety year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their lives.  ...
The absent-minded professor 心不在焉的教授
Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!   Wife: Didn't...
Hunting skills 打猎的技巧
Two Russian hunters meet. I shot a gigantic bear yesterday, says Ivan. Look...
A forgetful man
Man: Doctor, I'm getting very forgetful.   Doctor: I see, Mr. Brown. Won't...
First-aid class 急救课
A man was telling friends how first-aid classes had prepared him for an...
Fishing costs
Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment -...
Room and board
A salesman stopped at a farmhouse one evening to ask for room and board for...
Three feet
Dotty(薄弱的,精神不定的) Aunt Muriel received a letter one morning. While reading...
The plane
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?   A: She'd just...
No problem 没问题
No Problem A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. How can I help you?...
Good sight 良好的视力
Good Sight Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the...
Your grandfather 你爷爷
A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:...
How much english can you speak?
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my...