Humors - English Story

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A Newspaper carried this classified ad, "The man who picked up my wallet on...

Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,so he wrote...

Q: How many men does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Only one...but it...

Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them? Stan: In...

A sick man received a visit from his doctor, who asked him how he was. ...

The Looney Bin Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted,...

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in...

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th...

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith:...

A teacher is telling his students, "The moon is very large. Several millions...

Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent...

The famous American writer Mark Twain was well-known for his...

Farmer

What do you call a basement full of farmers? A whine-cellar

Two men were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a...

A brunette（深色的）, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a...

DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read...

Letter home

(Now at Camp Pendleton, San Diego, Marine Corps Recruit Training) Dear Ma...

A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only...

Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people...

Jerry went to a psychiatrist . "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time...