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He thinks he's a refrigerator
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to do something...
Hogarth 霍迦斯
Hogarth The great painter was asked, one day to paint a picture of Pharaoh...
Deep in the hills
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people....
The email
A married couple was planning to go on vacation in Key West, Florida. The...
Two dollars
Jim walked into a store which had a sign outside: " Second-hand clothes...
King and knave 国王和无赖
George Ⅲ asked the once wellknown wit, Horne Tooke,whether he could play...
A private conversation
Last week I went to the theatre . I had a good seat . The play was...
Not your mama's chili
A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and notices...
How could anyone stoop so low?
Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man....
Help! doctor 急诊
"Help!  Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed...
Little old lady 小老太太
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when...
A way to make money
Mother had decided to trim(修剪,整理) her household(家庭的,日常的) budget wherever...
None other than a soldier
As a newly commissinaed infantry (步兵) lieutenant , I was eager to set an...
The grounded conductor
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad , and is...
Buy the ice
Once a simpleton's wife told him to buy some ice.   Two hours later, he...
Redneck's birth control
A redneck took his daughter to the Gynocologist. They waited in the Doctor's...
A windows recall
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition of...
The redneck oil change checklist
1. Go to O'Reillys auto parts and write a check for $50 dollars for oil,...
I drop my weight from skipping
Mr. Smith was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want...
Mr. ferdinand's lunch 费迪南德先生的午餐
One morning Mrs. Ferdinand said to her husband: "Roger, there's a meeting at...