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To prove it 验证
Someone asked a little boy: "Is a pound of lead heavier than a pound of...
Grass eater
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass...
No connection with medicine 与药无关
When the sick man entered the consulting room, the doctor smiled and said:...
As the elegant demeanor was 风采依旧
Chaucer was over seventy, but he was not convinced of his age. At a time he...
Take thee to a nunnery
Sitting behind some nuns (whose habits partially blocked their view) at a...
My dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But...
Peeing-eye dog
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to...
A foolish chicken
Christmas was coming. Mr Smith had no money to buy any presents for his...
Zizz...
The preacher(传教士,牧师) was vexed (焦急的,生气的) because a certain member of his...
How his pig's doing
Two mayors made a bet on the outcome of the Vegetable Bowl, the annual...
我看见五头驴
One day a farmer bought four donkeys in the marketplace in the village.   He...
Joke: small head
A boy was walking down the road when he noticed an old geezer with an...
The umbrella 雨伞
A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put...
An opponent lost his head
While making a long, dull speech, a politician received a great deal of...
Ze french art thief
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre Museum.  ...
Class, lass and ass 班级、情人和蠢驴
Class, Lass and Ass Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next...
Super model crash
Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super...
Proper job placement
Methods from Human Resources...   1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.   2....
Logic 哪一门逻辑
Two people were going fishing. They went a long way to buy the equipment,...
The name of a poet 诗人的名字
The Name of a Poet Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory...