Humors - English Story

Genie

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined...

After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern...

The exec（执行，主任参谋） was making a presentation to the company board: "Computers...

I was working at a booth at the Los Angeles Home and Garden Show. Next to...

Uncle Sam and Osama decided to settle the whole war with a dogfight. They...

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!" ...

Perfect match

A wealthy matron（主妇，保姆） is so proud of a valuable antique （古董） vase that she...

Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who...

A man went to the village post office to fetch a registered letter. The...

Only once

A novice （初学者，新手） lion tamer（驯狮者） was being interviewed. "I understand your...

Prepositions

A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hoped to...

While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the...

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...

A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, "What kind of monkey...

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...

One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to...

Patience

A wealthy matron（主妇） is so proud of a valuable antique （古老的） vase that she...

Presented before you are two letters between an employee and his boss. The...

Mr Jones had a few day's holiday, so he said , "I am going to go to the...

A Dell customer called to say the couldn't get his computer to fax anything....