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Airplane
A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the...
How do i get the gum out 怎么把口香糖取出来呢
How do I get the gum out? Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the...
Did you know him?
At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool...
The purpose of the propeller 飞机螺旋桨的用处
A: "What's the purpose of the propeller ?"   B: "To keep the pilot cool. If...
Redneck sex quiz
Study each question carefully. Then, choose the answer that seems most...
Another engine is down 又一个引擎出了故障
A Boeing 747 was  flying in the night sky of the Pacific Ocean. The captain...
Canine complex
A man walked into the office of the eminent (杰出的,有名的) psychiatrist (精神病学家)...
What's the weather?
It was already late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation In South...
Napoleon was ill 拿破仑病了
Napoleon was ill Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at...
Joke: worst golf foursome
Do you know the toughest golf foursome to play behind? Monica Lewinski...OJ...
Redneck at the beach
A redneck is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
To borrow an ox 借公牛一用
To Borrow an Ox Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know...
Bear left
Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting.   ...
You will soon get used to it
An old man died and left his son a lot of money. But the son was a foolish...
Joke: the blind man
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was...
Body builder light bulb
Q: How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?   A: Nine....
旅行社笑话一则
A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to...
You may put my beard on again
A man who sold brooms went into a barber 's shop to get shaved. The barber...
英语笑话:谁欠谁钱
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed , beelines for a butcher shop and...
The king and his stories
Once there was a king. He likes to write stories, but his stories were not...