Humors - English Story

Speed limit

The British RAF base where I was stationed（驻扎，配置） as part of a contingent...

The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange...

"Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin ?" "My...

For 3 years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this...

The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange...

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his...

A man was a butterfingers（手脚笨拙的人） . He had been suffering from unemployment...

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an...

In 1990 the Swedes sent their first rocket up into outer space with a crew...

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've...

A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest, and...

An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside . He saw...

Mrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead , but she has one...

Mrs. Jones' kitty isn't feeling well- a bad case of constipation. She takes...

The Same Duties A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly,...

Pimp

Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm ? A: A pimp.

From alabama

It was the first day of Third Grade in a new town for Little Johnny. As a...

A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking...

A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch...