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Joke: traveling on the train
There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together...
A nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up...
Letter from mum
Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast....
Moving from the city
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to. He...
Salt water
A traveling salesman had to walk so much that his feet often hurt. His...
New boots
Sam and Bessie are senior citizens, and Sam has always wanted an expensive...
A cucumber, a carrot and a banana
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot...
Senioritis
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under...
Final exams
One night Jack Evans, along with his 3 university friends went out drinkinig...
Old clyde
One day in the great state of Alabama a man walks outside and hears this...
Excuse for speeding 超速的理由
Excuse for Speeding Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police...
The itchy midget
A midget walks into the doctors and says, "Doc, I've got these itchy balls...
No manners? 没礼貌?
When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You...
It is an oak tree 这是一棵橡树
One summer, two men, who had come to the country for their holidays.   They...
Twenty four little hours
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news...
A whole hour 整整一小时
Mr. Brown arrived for work an hour late. His clothes were torn and tattered...
The hat
Mr. Jones had a few days' holiday, so he said , "I'm going to go to the...
All-purpose dissolvent 万能溶剂
A young man saw Edison, said, "I want to develop a sort of  all-purpose...
We close at nine 我们9点关门
"Waitress," shouted the impatient diner, "do I have to sit here and starve...
Something is wrong with your cars
Robert was a clever young man and got on well with his classmates. They all...