Letter from mum
      
        Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast....
      
     
    
    
    
    
      Salt water
      
        A traveling salesman had to walk so much that his feet often hurt. His...
      
     
    
    
      New boots
      
        Sam and Bessie are senior citizens, and Sam has always wanted an expensive...
      
     
    
    
    
    
      Senioritis
      
        Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under...
      
     
    
    
      Final exams
      
        One night Jack Evans, along with his 3 university friends went out drinkinig...
      
     
    
    
      Old clyde
      
        One day in the great state of Alabama a man walks outside and hears this...
      
     
    
    
    
    
      The itchy midget
      
        A midget walks into the doctors and says, "Doc, I've got these itchy balls...
      
     
    
    
      No manners? 没礼貌?
      
        When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You...
      
     
    
    
    
    
    
    
      A whole hour 整整一小时
      
        Mr. Brown arrived for work an hour late. His clothes were torn and tattered...
      
     
    
    
      The hat
      
        Mr. Jones had a few days' holiday, so he said , "I'm going to go to the...