Humors - English Story

The time

BLONDE: Excuse me, what time is it right now? WOMAN: It's 11:25 PM. ...

A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before...

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a...

Q: Why did the blonde want to date Jesus? A: Stretch your arms straight...

Mother: 'Hello?' Daughter: 'Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you...

In a cinema, a lady turned round and said to the giggling schoolgirls behind...

Mother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he...

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His...

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what...

A husband and wife were having an argument. Suddenly the husband picked up a...

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While...

A tourist in Africa sent his mother an exotic bird for her birthday. When he...

A big –game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One...

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are trapped in a forest. One day the...

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her...

An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into...

A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the English Channel...

Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said, "My husband...

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife: Dear Wife: You must...

A polish joke

A blonde was telling her priest a Polish joke, when halfway through the...