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An angry wife's prayer 一个发怒妻子的祈祷
A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife...
结婚的烦恼
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and...
At the corner
she was so blonde she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
Bottle of red, bottle of white...
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona...
Don't you like any of our colours today?
Mrs. Green was eighty, but she had a small car, and she always drove to the...
In the bag
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket.    As they were...
Cheating wife
Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary . Sam says to...
Would you marry again?
One evening, impressed by a meat entree his wife had prepared, the husband...
Blondes and the news
A Blonde and a Burnette are watching the news at 6. It is live on the scene....
Do you have a good memory 你的记忆力好吗
Wife: Do you have a good memory for faces? Husband: Yes——why? Wife: I just...
Cat and mice 猫和老鼠
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes...
Parachute shortage
A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope , and a pilot were on a plane....
The time
BLONDE: Excuse me, what time is it right now?   WOMAN: It's 11:25 PM.  ...
Kuweit wedding
A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before...
I am acting like a lady 我要表现得象位女士
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a...
Hung like jesus
Q: Why did the blonde want to date Jesus?   A: Stretch your arms straight...
A conversation with mom
Mother: 'Hello?'   Daughter: 'Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you...
You're facing the wrong way 你看错方向了
In a cinema, a lady turned round and said to the giggling schoolgirls behind...
Respectable boyfriend
Mother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he...
The doctor knows better
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.   His...