What type of tracks?

Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...

Smart dog

A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were arguing about who had the smartest...

Lawyer's trust

Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch,...

Mars trip

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars . Only one could go...

Good sight 好视力

Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the...

Experience

A motorist was on trial for hitting a pedestrian. His lawyer argued, "Your...

Three people 三个人

A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly,...

Ounces of brain for sale

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a...

Dirty car

A man walks into a friend and see's that his friend's car is total loss and...

You'd better not talk with him

Mr Brown had lived in a village before he became a famous lawyer . He...

One side of the case 我们只听一面之辞

A judge asked our group of potential jurors（陪审员） whether anyone should be...

Dads a lawyer

While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument,...

What my daddy does

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a...

The lawyer's death certificate

A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.   The attorney asks,...

Sharks

Did you hear about the lawyer on vacation whose sailboat capsized in...

Corruption trial

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney...

Assholes!

A man in a bar stands up and proclaims, "All Lawyers are ASSHOLES!" A man at...

It's sooooo coooooold

Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when...

Three government contractors

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in...

Change of jobs

A judge in his golden years decided that retirement had become too boring....

Dui?

Two drivers collided on a country road. One was a lawyer, and the other was...

Old hooker

After listening to the elderly hooker plead her case, Judge Poe calls a...

What is 1+2?

Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures, you'll...

Introductions

"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent. "And you're a liar...

Who are crooks? 谁是骗子？

A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly（坦率地） that half...

Attorney season

WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS 1. Any person with a valid...

Lawyer's son

The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to...

American dream 美国梦

An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in...

Bribe

Taking his seat in his chambers , the judge faced the opposing lawyers....

The pretzel lady

A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every...

The world's smartest dog 世界上最聪明的狗

There once was a dog show to determine the world's smartest dog. Three dogs...

Solving a dispute

Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...

Lawyer's appeal

Many years ago, a junior partner in a firm was sent to a far away state to...

Suddenly

Joe the lawyer died suddenly at the age of 45. He got to the gates of...

Charitable lawyer

A man doing telephone solicitations for a local charity called up a...

Coffee break 咖啡时间

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.   The...

Lab rats

At a convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarks to another,...

Paramedic lawyer

Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective...

Singles bar

A young man struck up a conversation with a young lass in a singles bar. All...

I'm the groom

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...

The jury

A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...

A dead lawyer

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's...

Lawyers give irrelevant information

Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed...

That's a real bargain

A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his...

A brief affair

A young associate was romantically ambushed in a darkened room of the law...

The lawyer who died suddenly

Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45.    He got to the gates of...

Gold watch

A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be...

Honest lawyer

An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent ,...

A brain transplant 脑移植手术

A Brain Transplant The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain...

No matter what

A man who was to be investigated by the Inland Revenue, asked his accountant...